Shout out if your left boob is bigger than your right
(Source: shutupaubrey, via f-ckityfuck)
when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it
sad thing is, you can’t beat this man in a fight so you can’t say shit about his fit
why would you say shit in the first place? this man is on another level
and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more
there’s this thing u should try it’s called stop ignoring me
one of my biggest fantasies is to have sex at night in a penthouse suit, that over looks the city skyline with the curtains all open and to take 100 pictures of me and whoever I’m fucking with all the pretty lights behind us sparkling.